Mickey Rivers

August 17, 2010

By the time I came into possession of this 1976 card of Mickey Rivers bracing for the impact of a falling piano, he had been traded to the Yankees along with Ed Figueroa in exchange for Bobby Bonds. I guess you could say that the falling piano was the fate of continuing to toil with the Angels. Mickey Rivers darted away and let Bobby Bonds take the hit. Rivers lasted three and a half seasons with the Yankees, and in each of his three full seasons the Yankees played in the World Series, winning it in 1977 and 1978. Rivers got plenty of credit for that run, in part because of a lack of understanding in the baseball world at that time that the most important element in scoring runs is getting on base. Rivers was considered the dynamic catalyst of the Yankees’ offensive attack because he generally produced a high batting average and stole bases. However, despite batting at the top of one of the better lineups in the league, Rivers never topped 100 runs scored for a season for the Yankees (and in two of his three seasons he didn’t even get close), an outgrowth of his inability or perhaps unwillingness to draw walks. The sportswriters of the day didn’t notice this deficiency, voting him third in league MVP balloting in 1976, eleventh in 1977, and (most incredibly of all, considering his .265 batting average and .302 on-base percentage that year, numbers that were inferior that season to those of, for example, Duane Kuiper, Bob Bailor, and Mario Guerrero) twenty-fifth in 1978.

The other night ESPN Classic replayed the game that got Rivers and the Yankees to the first of the three straight World Series: the fifth game of the 1976 American League championship series with the Royals. Before the famed riot-sparking home run by Chris Chambliss in the bottom of the ninth, Rivers keyed an early rally by slapping a base hit into centerfield. I’d forgotten how unusual Rivers looked and moved.

“What’s wrong with him?” my wife asked.

We were watching him strut-limp back to first after rounding the bag. He seemed like he’d been assembled in a rush from spare parts, long bow legs springing from a tiny torso, a weird jaunty lean to his body, as if he was suffering from a running cramp. His mouth was motoring.

“He’s a character,” was all I could say to my wife by way of explanation.

While my ill will toward the Yankees hasn’t abated since I was a kid (with the possible exception of the benign Steve Balboni years), I do find that time, along with that always questionable eroder of clarity, nostalgia, has allowed me to become less specifically resentful of some of the Yankee players on the 1970s teams. I loathed Mickey Rivers, for example, mainly for the possibly apocryphal parts he played in two terrible Red Sox moments (somewhere, somehow, I got the idea that A: he teamed up with Graig Nettles to separate Bill Lee’s shoulder during a 1976 brawl, and B: in a late October game two years later, the 163rd contest for the two teams playing, he produced and passed along a bat of dubiously powerful qualities to one weak-hitting Yankees shortstop just after said shortstop had broken his own bat and just before he popped an improbable home run over the Green Monster). Now, however, I can’t help but get a chuckle out of Mickey Rivers. My 10-year-old self would glare at me as a traitor for saying this, but the 1970s would have been a little poorer without a guy willing to comment on the physical appearance of another major leaguer (Danny Napoleon) by saying, “He’s so ugly, when you walked by him, your pants wrinkled. He made fly balls curve foul.” (For more Riversisms, check out the quote page on his website.)


A couple of book notes: Thanks to Steve Buckley of the Boston Herald for featuring Cardboard Gods in his celebration of some recent baseball books. Thanks to Deadspin for posting an excerpt of the book yesterday. Also: the book is now available for Kindle and the iPad. An audio version of the book should also be available now (I haven’t gotten my copy yet, but the page for it is up on Amazon). 


  1. I remember thinking how “Mickey Rivers” is just a cool name. I liked him, and his baseball cards, for that reason alone. In fact, those Yankees teams had some of the best names: Catfish, Sparky, Goose, Thurman…. You just don’t hear cool names like that anymore. 😦

  2. I think you mean weak hitting shortstop who would have popped an improbable home run, had he not been tragically killed by a woodchipper…

  3. Audio version, recited by you or by a professional? Maybe Jackie Earle Haley could do it.

    I would have Randolph Mantooth recite my works if possible.

  4. mbtn01: I wasn’t really involved in the audio book process; they got a comedian/comic actor named Jim Meskimen to do it (he’s been on Parks and Recreation a few times and is the real-life son of “Mrs. C”):


  5. Rivers was definitely one of the reasons baseball was so much fun in the ’70’s. And that’s coming from a mets fan.

    Side note: Speaking of “Parks & Recreation”, everyone should check out the show “Louie”, Tuesdays at 11pm on FX, also On Demand. Very funny. The star, Louis C.K. was also on several episodes of Parks & Rec.

  6. Rivers was the Juan Pierre of his day. If Dick Young were a sabermatician (what a concept) The Little Mick wouldn’t have lasted one season in New York. And yes, he did carry himself like a lunatic. What I always recall is his weird little bat flip, which was less like a cocky thing and more like some demented twitch.

  7. This is what happens when Mickey Mantle and Joan Rivers hook up.

  8. “those Yankees teams had some of the best names”

    But we matched ’em with the Buffalo Heads, the Spaceman, the Rooster, Boomer, Yaz, El Tiante, Dewey, The Eck, Big Foot/Steamer, Soup, and the *original* Pudge.

  9. Rivers was kind of seen as a “flake” back then, but he was an excellent defensive center fielder and could hit .300.

    Here’s his WAR for 1976-1978:

    ’76: 6.0
    ’77: 4.5
    ’78: 3.1

    Overall those late 70’s Yankee were great defense teams, a point that’s rarely brought up when discussing them.

  10. Glad to see the book is continuing to receive recognition. Looks like you accidentally put the Boston Herald link twice though, the Deadspin link leads to it.

  11. Thanks for pointing out the link error with the Deadspin mention, williemayshaze. I fixed it. The correct link is here too:


  12. Josh, I’m still reading the book. Up to the chapter w/ Steve Carlton and the billless cap.

  13. Yankees fans have a lot of love for Mick the Quick. I think Mookie Wilson is the Mets’ equivalent.

  14. Rivers’ gait was a thing of beauty. He’d hobble down to first base like the Mob had just paid him a visit about an overdue loan and then steal second on the next pitch.

  15. ‘My 10 year-old self would glare at me as a traitor..’ Great line. As a 42 year-old looking back, I often think that when reassessing the heroes and villains of that era.

  16. For some reason, I bought tons of packs in 76′ but could not get this card; I think I’ll buy them all today and it will be worth a fortune.

  17. Mickey “Gozzle Head” Rivers.

  18. Mickey Rivers was very much worthy of the #3 ranking in MVP voting in 1976 and 11th in 1977 — he was the main catalyst to the Yankee offense; bases on balls be damned — if you were there watching the games, you saw how he energized the whole team. Fantastic pickup by the Yankees.

    Mickey Rivers in 1979 stopped taking leads off first base to even put any pressure on the pitcher — he used to always take a big lead but in 1979 he’d stand several inches off the bag. He seemed to stop trying. The Yanks quickly traded him, which was one of the main reasons for the 1979 fall for the Yankees. It was revealed in the early 2000’s in the NY Daily News on a trial of a minor mafia figure, that Mickey Rivers was throwing games for the mob in 1979 — the mob figure on trial claimed that he would go to Yankee Stadium to tell Rivers which games to throw. Rivers had huge gambling debts with the mob.

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