But he was a somewhat dangerous hitter. The year after his grand slam he hit three more dingers. Just his luck that the year after that his league took the bat out of pitchers’ hands, nullifying one of his dwindling array of assets.

http://www.hollywoodgrind.com/stewie-tells-matthew-mcconaughey-he-sucks/

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No self-respecting Longhorns fan will admit that they like seeing a sleeveless, deodorant-free Wooderson stinking up the sidelines at DKR on Saturdays, but guess what, they do. Hey man, it’s cool having a celebrity alumnus who stars in movies about an ex-frat rat who gets lucky every time he bares his chest, squints his eyes, and says, “all right, all right, all right.” Admit it or not, every woman wants him and every Longhorn male secretly wishes to be him (or learn how to play the bongos like him anyway). And like it or not, McConaughey has become our unofficial spokesfan. So don’t you think it’s time we listened to the man when he says, “Hey Texas, let’s get high together”? It’d be a lot cooler if you did.